Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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