I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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