You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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