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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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