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you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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