I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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