I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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