Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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