"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
