I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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