Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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