to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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