i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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