A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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