Don't you send me to vm
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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