He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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