So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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