i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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