how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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