Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wanna passion pit in your ass
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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