i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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