At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
