have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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