No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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