Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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