belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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