Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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