Do vagina's smell?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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