Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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