And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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