This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
honey bunches of taint.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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