scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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