it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
