How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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