It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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