either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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