let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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