Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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