STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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