even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i dont even know how to be here
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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