is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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