I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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