She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You coming home soon, man?
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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