Plan B is the new Plan A
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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