who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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