Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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