I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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