No subtext here. People are naked.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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