marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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