absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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