is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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