Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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