Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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