Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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